Woodside Warriors Cricket Club | Where even the blind, morbidly obese people with no arms can play

APPLICANTS SO FAR

NEW APPLICANTS PHOTO

COLIN DYSON - application failed due to being Kunz sympathizer

Awarded consolation of Vice Presidency

'JackHamer' - Application successful due to 'The pollack chest keeper sounds like a
proper puff and has the catching ability of the knights of nee (after he lost both arms)
also the God botherer 'Kunz' words fail me! practising 'tut tut tut'

Awarded nothing

'Ask me one on sport' - application successful due to 300 word diatribe

Awarded no.5 batting spot

Haggis - Application successful - due to many ginner photo's and correctly entering 
'pass' on the feindish least disliked woodie question.

Awarded position of freelance papparazi

Simon Waddington - application failed due to being Kunz sympathizer

Awarded vice presidency

Brian Lara -  Failed - glory seeker

Run out of town

Matthew Paxford - Reluctantly accecpted

Awarded vice captaincy and sunsequent abuse that goes with it