Woodside Warriors Cricket Club
Where even the blind, morbidly obese people with no arms can play
NURDLER LEAGUE 2008
KUNZ WINS DESPITE 21 BOUNDARIES!!!
NURDLER LEAGUE 2008
This years nurdler league has turned into a 1 horse race as the rest of the woodies have failed to keep up to Tom's magnificent nurdling power, (even though he has hardly batted this year). His few appearances have been like a purest bottle of life-sapping dullness interspersed with now with even more boring bits.
Captain Kunz has tried his hardest by scoring 60 singles but he still lags far behind.
TOM THE MAGNIFICENT WE SALUTE YOU
Nobody else would have the lack of self respect to bat as slowly as you.
NAME SCORE/10 AVERAGE
| Tom | 9 | |
| Kunz | 3 | |
| Rest of team 2 or less | ||
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CHIEF NURDLER TABLE FINAL STANDINGS
NAME SCORE/10 AVERAGE
| TOM | 9 | 8 |
| KUNZ | 7 | 14 |
| DOVENOR | 7 | 13 |
| STE | 6 | 20 |
| BAINES | 6 | 23 |
| JP | 4 | 16 |
| TIM | 4 | 18 |
| BRIAN | 4 | 26 |
| JAXY | 3 | 65 |
| PAXY | 3 | 27 |
| JIM | 2 | 33 |
| GANGAS | 2 | 28 |
| JK | 2 | 26 |
Nurdler League
Gums Dziedzic Rules the roost
Highly Accurate Nurdler Table Final Standings
02/09/07
Pos. Rating
1.Tom 9/10 non mover Av.runs 8
2. Kunz 7/10 Non Mover Av. runs 14
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3. Ste 6/10 non mover Av.runs 20
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4. = JP 4/10 non mover Av runs 164. = Tim 4/10 non mover Av runs 18
4. = Brian 4/10 non mover Av. runs 26
5. =Jaxy 3/10 down two Av. runs 65
5. = Paxy 3/10 Non mover Av runs 27
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7. = Jim 2/10 down one Av runs 33
7. = Gangas 2/10 up one Av runs 28
7. = JK 2/10 down one Av runs 26
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BOWLER OF THE YEAR 2006
So the way out leader with 7 wickets from the only 6 games we have figures for is, perhaps fittingly, the late great John 'Steamboat' Morris.
Nice one buddy, and well done.
The rest of the bowling stats have been removed since they show me only getting 1 wicket when i got at least 4, and Ste said they ripped him off as well and its not like him to complain.
I realise we didn't actually get an average because we weren't out. But can Matt and TOM help it if we are too good for the opposition.
No, but you could actually help things by batting more than twice and not cowering behind Bev saying things like 'ooooh you bat i'm scared'.
Actually I had 3 innings and I wasn't hiding behind Bev, yet again we have had to carry you all and ensure we got the winning results that is required of such a high quality team.
Gangas is our number 1 batty boy, while your our number one scoring granny crumble.
I'll have you know, I've never hidden from any fast bowlers or tried to run away from any unlike some... as for the number 1 batty boy - feel free to call Gangas that. I would much prefer the quicker bowlers as with my deft touch I can steer the ball over the boundry.
Readable Averages
Many Thanks Mr B for your relatively accurate batting averages.
As you can see, since Paxy and Tom failed to get an average, but thats just a technical point.
SO WELL DONE PAXY!
The Top Ten is:
1. PAXY 72
2. TOM 59 (who would have thought it)
3. GANGAS 46.3 (with helmet)
4. BRIAN 40
5. STE 29.25
6. TIM 29
7. JIM 21.75
8. JK 18
9. NICK 16.2 (with helmet)
10. BAINES 13.5 ( FROM 267 OVERS)
The Gallery of Shame is:
11. KUNZ 13 (nobody is laughing about this)
12. STEAMBOAT 12.8
13. GARY 12
14. JOHNNY 11 (well there's little suprise there)
BATTING STATISTICS
| air(a) | bri (h) | loth(h) | ridd(a) | air (h) | men (h) | dens(h) | ridd(h) | har(a) | bri (a) | men(a) | runs | ave | average batting position | |
| matt | - | - | - | - | - | - | 25* | 23* | - | 24* | - | 72 | 72 | 6 |
| tom | - | - | - | 1* | - | 25* | - | - | 33* | - | - | 59 | 59 | 8.7 |
| gangas | 11* | 7 | - | 25* | 31* | 1* | 25* | 25 | - | 14 | - | 139 | 46.3 | 5 |
| brian | - | - | - | - | 19 | - | 28* | - | 22* | 11 | - | 80 | 40 | 4 |
| steve | 8 | 25* | 17* | 11* | 13 | - | 2 | 23 | - | 18* | - | 117 | 29.25 | 5.7 |
| tim | - | - | - | 26* | - | - | - | - | 3 | - | - | 29 | 29 | 3.5 |
| jim | - | 2 | 25* | 0 | - | 0 | - | 22* | 19 | 18* | - | 86 | 21.75 | 7.1 |
| j.k. | 4 | - | 20 | - | - | 32* | - | 1 | - | - | 15 | 72 | 18 | 2.16 |
| nick | 6 | 10 | 5* | 5 | - | 26* | 14* | 0 | - | - | 15 | 81 | 16.2 | 5.3 |
| g.baines | 4 | 1* | 10 | 0 | 20* | 1 | - | 23 | - | 22 | 81 | 13.5 | 5.5 | |
| richard | 25 | 19* | 2 | 14 | - | 12 | 7 | 5 | 9 | 1 | 10* | 104 | 13 | 5 |
| john snr | - | 18 | 4 | 0 | 14 | - | 14* | 14 | - | - | - | 64 | 12.8 | 6.75 |
| g.cook | 2 | - | 7 | 3 | 29* | - | - | - | 4 | - | 15 | 60 | 12 | 4.3 |
| john jnr | 8* | 4 | - | 13 | 18 | - | - | 0 | - | - | 1* | 44 | 11 | 6.1 |
* denotes not out no scorecard for hartlington (h)
matt and tom were not out during all there innings, so technically they don't have an average.
all scores are unofficial, so the statistician cannot be blamed for any mistakes.
Champion Nurdler 2006
This poll has now closed and the lucky winner will recieve their prize next month.
Bleater of the Year 2006
This poll has now closed and the lucky winner will recieve his award shortly.
Ringer of the season 2006
This poll has now closed and was won by "None they're all crap".
WELL DONE "None they're all crap"!
Average batting positions
After a complaint about batting positions,
here are the facts..
J.Kenny........1.....1........1...---no.1
G.Baines.......3..8..2..9..7..8..6---no.6.14
R.Kunz.........5..5..5..5..5..5..5---no.5
N.Rank.........6..1..8..2.....3..8---no.4.66
S.Stead........7..2..6..8..4..10.2---no.5.57
R.Greenwood....8..3..10.1..2..7..4---no.5
J.Morris jnr...9..4..9..6..3.....9---no.6.66
J.Morris snr...10.6..4..7..5..9..7---no.6.85
T.Dziedzic....11..9.11..11.9..2.11---no.9.14
G.Stead...........7..3.10.10..4.10---no.7.33
B.Southgate................1.....1---no.1
j.kenny
b.southgate
n.rank
r.greenwood
r.kunz
s.stead
g.baines
j.morris jnr
j.morris snr
g.stead
t.dziedzic