"Kenny gave me his body for one ball" - Kunz
"If we don't lose wickets, we'll win this" - Tom
"il pleut!"("it rains") - Jimbob's helpful advice to being out.
"I'll run him out" - Jaxy promising to run Tom out shortly before he does.
"Your not fit to wear the shirt" - Gangas tries to encourage Jaxy to stop nurdling
"Ooh the ball's hard" - Jim writes Denso's motto after fielding lapses.
"Your so f**king gay I can't take you seriously anymore", Jacko inspires part timer Ricky T.
"That's Bitch Mist", Jacko offers a critique on Tom's toiletries.
"What are these cricket undies like?"
"Mine are a bit like your undies but with a bigger package." Jim dispenses advice on cricketing attire.
"So let me get this right, gingers can't catch, baldies can" - Jim Surmises the fielding options
"Put it down as four singles" - Baines amazes himself and gets a four.
"I've always suspected you bat for both sides" - Baines welcomes Kunz to crease playing for St. Marks.
"I enjoy batting for the other side", Kunz
"Use the bat Tom" Sue offers batting advice to Tom
" 'I'll give you the strike' " Jim to Paxy shortly before Jim hits 22 in one over.
"The decent ginger one", Jim describes Paxy.
"Baines works out averages, Tom is officially useless" - Jim
"It's a known fact that only ginger men can lead" - Kunz
"Kunz's only had a decent knock he was angryr that he was the only numpty gullible enough to pay £3 for parking." - Ste