The annual Woodside Warriors awards evening (pictured above), attracted the shining lights of Bingley's cricket scene to the Wetherspoons last night.The awards were given out by expert master of ceremonies and vice captain Tom Dziedzic. Controversially, captain Kunz was given best batsmen award AND the nurdler award because of his 58 singles. The awards committee, Baines and Tom, failed to explain how a nurdler could have got 21 boundaries this season, more than Tom has got in his lifetime (in fact more than 21 lifetimes).Less controversially, balding paceman Jacko, won the fairly pathetic best bowler trophy, though no one could see it because its so small.Hack and slash merchant Jimbob, unsuprisingly won the new Slogger award for his highly entertaining hit and hope, speed batting.A fifth award, has been mooted/slated/pencilled for next years award, but I can't remember what it was going to be for.After a few days of frantic betting, the most pissed person at the awards was the excellently rat-arsed Steve Dovenor despite a late charge from Sue. The usually debhonair Dovey, looked and smelt like a Glasgow hobo by the end of the evening. "Ittttscchh fuuuufchhhk', he said jovially.
Yet again we have witnessed another Mugabe style vote rigging sandel !
Just because the Richard Kunz fan club ( all 5 of them - ok all me !) decided to vote for him getting some silver wear the Zimbabwie authorities moved in with another shame poll corrupting shame.
Unfortunately order will be restored when Captain Kunz will keep all proceeds from his cricket shirt sale and declare himself bankrupt before transfer to the stead account !
So much for Powersharing !
