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STEVE GETS A TONNE !

Posted by jumbotakeaway on September 7, 2011 at 5:25 PM


Top run scoring Steve Stead was spotted today checking into Britain's top sports clinic today by gathering papparazzi ( someone from the Aire Valley Target ! ).

''After this season's toll it was no wonder Ste's back would break under such end of season pressure'' said a local world renowed Physiotherapist whom wished not to be named.

Steve Stead has come under criticism that he only has a good batting average because he retires hurt everytime a decent bowler comes on, so people are pleased that at least one of his injuries seems genuine.

Steve was not the only Woodside player to visit the famous institute in Poplar House but a court order has been issued to obscure Steve Doverner's name.................oooops.

Only a strong mental state and strenuous exercise can save them from disaster.................oh dear !

The Weight of Expectation Weighs Heavily On The Creaking Steve Stead


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Reply Ste stead
07:55 AM on September 08, 2011 
With all this free publicity, can I have my £10 fee back?