Woodside Warriors Cricket Club

            Woodside Warriors ageing wicketkeeper has decided to leave the backwaters of Eldwick for the bright lights of Hollywood. After recieving some acclaim for his 'oscar' winning performance as a 'for sale' sign in Emmerdale(friday 11th), he thinks he can do better than he can.

           A nearly close friend says, he was delighted when the director asked him to do 37 takes, to the calls of AGAIN, AGAIN, oh no not AGAIN. Six year old Noah Dingle thanked Tom for the time he took, so that he could celebrate his 18th birthday while Tom perfected his scene.

          A spokesman for the Woodside Warriors was unable to comment due to the celebrations.