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Keeper Stumped!

Posted by jumbotakeaway on December 25, 2009 at 12:59 PM

Christmas news special!


Doddering wicket keeper Tom Dziedzic's was in the dog house yesterday (or was it woodshed) when he crashed his wifes car into a tree stump - TWICE.



The ageing Polish 'cricketer' then went onto further disgrace as he then tried to blame his wife Beverly (until he was beaten onto submission by the sword of justice and truth,Bev)


After failing to convince reporter Jim Stead of his wife's guilt Tom then went on to through threats about willy-nilly, 'if this gets on the website ill sue you you bastard!' he probably said. Since i was on my works christmas do and was half cut by this time i cant remember much more.


Police are investigating to see if Tom's licence should be withdrawn at last.

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3 Comments

Reply woodside school of motoring
01:26 PM on December 25, 2009 
We are currently having a sale on driver refresher courses, or for those holding polish driving licences we can do a good deal on driving lessons and have a high pass rate, not like this drive a lorry load of pumpkins 100 yards on a dirt track type polish driving tests...

also we are running a crash blame placement course and at a nominal fee we sideline in wicket keeping courses

any takers ????????
Reply Arden Reed
07:55 PM on February 19, 2010 
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Reply Bert Hughes
01:18 PM on February 21, 2010 
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